Laws Newton Forgot to State

I received this interesting bit in a mail a few days back from a friend. These I'm sure you'll agree, read on...

LAW OF A QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF THE TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

A Small Step in a Still Smaller Journey

Have been walking for sometime now...
Somtimes tripping, and then griping,
Often running, somtimes dragging...
Well, enjoying it anyway...

Because

"...Even though I walk through
the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil,
for you are with me;
your rod and your staff,
they comfort me." Psalm 23:4